Mr Torrie Wilson
Interviewed by Rock Bottom
Rock Bottom says:
Well Sir, introduce yourself to the masses
MTW says:
I'm er... Mr Torrie Wilson. Yes.
Rock Bottom says:
Do you have a birthdate from which to approximate your age?
MTW says:
25/02/83
Rock Bottom says:
Wonderful date, I must say
Rock Bottom says:
Anyways, where do you be from?
MTW says:
I come from a land down under. Dundee, Scotland.
Rock Bottom says:
Do you guys have electricity?
MTW says:
Oh yes we have that. We have lots of wonderful things like electricity, chalk, um... food. Its the place to be.
Rock Bottom says:
Wow, I bet thats something
MTW says:
Yeah.
Rock Bottom says:
So does a tree hugging hippy like you have a job?
MTW says:
I have a part time job in a local shop for local people but not a real grown-ups job.
Rock Bottom says:
You recently completed a degree, tell us what you sat and how you did
MTW says:
I did 'Applied Computing' at the University of Dundee. I got a 2:2 which is a bit rubbish but what can you do.
Rock Bottom says:
Better next time but congratulations good sir
MTW says:
There will be no next time.
Rock Bottom says:
Finished with education?
MTW says:
I hope so. I can't ever see me going back. I'd have to have a completely different outlook on things before I ever did I think. It was just such a big relief to be done with it at the end, I can't see me ever wanting to return. Never say never though I suppose but I doubt it.
Rock Bottom says:
I can understand that
MTW says:
Actually the way I am Ill probably have changed my tune when I start working
Rock Bottom says:
Well, from what I hear from ER, schooling is the best deal of your life
MTW says:
Everyone says that. Maybe its true. We'll see.
Rock Bottom says:
Do let us know..
Rock Bottom says:
Now, some of the smarkier members of smash(which I will get to later) know of you and another member going out.
Rock Bottom says:
Are you and deb still together and if not are you guys still friends?
MTW says:
No we're not together. We haven't been for... better part of a year pretty much. Its hard to really call us "friends" as such but we've been speaking to each other in the past few weeks. I guess we are.
Rock Bottom says:
Well, its good that you are still chatting to her..
Rock Bottom says:
Tell her to visit smash more often next time
MTW says:
Okay.
Rock Bottom says:
Now, you are a big fan of wrestling is that correct? if so what federations did you like watching?
MTW says:
Lol of course that's correct. I watch WWE. Its the only company I really follow or have ever really followed. WCW was a pile of shit and ECW was out of business before I ever really gave it a chance. Ive watched TNA a few times but its also shit and ROH... well some of the matches were quite good but I found it difficult to care about anyone. Well I am a McMahon Zombie
Rock Bottom says:
Do you have a particular favourite wrestler?
MTW says:
Randy Orton baby I like Benoit and Michaels too.
Rock Bottom says:
Were you jumping for joy at 4AM this past sunday then
MTW says:
Not as much as I expected. I think maybe because I did think it was too soon for him to get it (though I wasn't heavily against him not getting it) and that I was also expecting it. It wasn't as big a deal to me as Benoit or Guerrero winning the title.
Rock Bottom says:
I think only good things can come from this win, as long as he doesnt drop the title in two weeks or so. How do you view Ortons title reign
MTW says:
I can't really comment too much without spoling Raw but Im a little worried that they are moving too fast with him. Theres a lot of potential in HHH vs Orton at Mania and theres several good ways to get there, all of them long term, and Im worried WWE aren't going to do any of them.
Rock Bottom says:
(Can I just thank you for not spoiling raw)
MTW says:
Yes. Yes you can.
Rock Bottom says:
Well, WWE are known for forward planning and long term booking ideas...*sigh*
MTW says:
Er... yeah.
MTW says:
Lets go with that.
Rock Bottom says:
Grand, now onto Smashwrestling/life
Rock Bottom says:
How did you come to find this wonderous place?
MTW says:
Same story as a lot of people. They used to have Shah or whatever he was called on the old Tommy "Its fake blood" Boyd TalkWrestling show who would pimp Smash every week. I had a look at it one day while at Uni and then looked at the forums.
MTW says:
And that was that.
Rock Bottom says:
And now look at you, 10000 odd posts later, and voted the 'Best overall member' last year by the members of smash
Rock Bottom says:
How did that feel?
MTW says:
Lol. That was quite cool, in a nerdy kind of way. I think I deserved it. I am quite excellent. And humble.
Rock Bottom says:
Quite...besides the humble part
MTW says:
Nah it was alright getting that. "Its a bit of fun" - Keith Barret.
Rock Bottom says:
Great, now of your 10000 odd posts, you must have a favourite?
MTW says:
Can't really say I do. Im stuggling to remember very many. They're mostly just a haze of sarcasm.
Rock Bottom says:
And boy dont we love them all....
MTW says:
Yes. Yes you do.
Rock Bottom says:
Uhhh...right, Now. In a recent worst champion ever thread, you and ER butted heads about bret hart. Can you believe he even said such nonsense when champions such as Yokuzuna, JBL and even Vince McMahon have held the world title
MTW says:
I liked Yokozuna. I thought he was a great heel. As far as that argument goes it was just silly. Hart was the most successful WWF champion between 1992-1997. He wasn't by any means the most successful champion of all time and you can argue that his success wasn't even all that impressive, but he wasn't even close to being the worst. You can't possibly spin the numbers enough to make Nash look
MTW says:
better than Hart.
Rock Bottom says:
If hart was a democrat and nash was a republican I bet Phenom would have a few words to say about that
MTW says:
Nash probably is a republican. Most wrestlers are for whatever reasons. Foley isn't. A-Train used to be a democrat till Val Venus converted him to the republican dark side. Why I know pointless shit like this I don't know...
Rock Bottom says:
Dont you regret being a smark after that outburst?
MTW says:
Never.
Rock Bottom says:
lol ok. Now we come to the part I stole from that other interviewer guy...
Rock Bottom says:
I say a name and you tell me your opinion on them
MTW says:
I love that other interviewer guy. He's excellent.
Rock Bottom says:
In my opinion as interviewer here today. He sucks, but anyways
Rock Bottom says:
Shane McMahon
MTW says:
Funniest poster on Smash. And a Film reference nerd. I hope he gets his leads.
Rock Bottom says:
POD
MTW says:
Funny guy and one of the smartest forum members imo. I don't know what he's got against Americans though.
Rock Bottom says:
Hector Nicol's Accordion
MTW says:
Great poster. Smart, funny and has a great ass aswell. Closet old firm fan though. He's not fooling anyone. Mon the hector.
Rock Bottom says:
Seedub
MTW says:
Another funny poster. For a chick she's okay.
Rock Bottom says:
LG Hooker
MTW says:
Fucking annoying twat when he first joined. Less annoying now. Sort of like a wart that you get used to in time but if you could you'd get the surgery to get it removed you know? Yeah. A nice enough, occasionally funny, wart, thats LG I think.
Rock Bottom says:
Mysteriokozuna
MTW says:
Needs to read posts, then think, then write, then go away, have a cup of tea or a biscuit, come back and then reread what he's written before clicking the post button. Or else I will have to kill him.
Rock Bottom says:
Would killing him be so bad anyways?
MTW says:
Yes. I don't want his girlfriend hunting me down.
Rock Bottom says:
And finally ER
MTW says:
Once told me he had forgotten more about wrestling than I know. I agree with that. He's forgotten fucking everything about wrestling. Aha! Ive been sitting on that one for years. Wish I had came up with it at the time. ER's a good poster, sometimes he even makes sense. 15,000 posts though. It scares me that I may have read them all...
Rock Bottom says:
Any message you would like to give to the people of smash?
MTW says:
Can I have some money?
Rock Bottom says:
No.and now that this interview is complete I expect you to stop phoning me asking for money or to hook you up with SeeDub
MTW says:
I don't want your lady.
Rock Bottom says:
Well, thats great, thanks MTW, it was a pleasure interviewing you sir
MTW says:
Thanks, it was fun being on the other side.
