Monk E. Heyman

Monk E. Heyman (actual size)

Name Monk E. Heyman

Born Unknown

Origin New York City

Description Look at him - it's a monkey. Is it that hard ?

Strengths Very angry. All the time. Angry monkeys make good killing machines - FACT. Appears to be a beanie monkey to many, thereby lulling them into a false sense of security.

Weaknesses Only appears to have one eyebrow - therefore susceptable to Oasis music.

Quote "Oook!" and "One Banana Away!"

Weapon of Choice None - prefers unarmed combat, usually paws and headbutts.

Interests Fan of professional wrestling; Has a vast collection of baseball caps; Subscribes to "Which Banana?" magazine.

Bio Monk has a checkered past and a long history of criminal activity. Nothing has ever been officially pinned on him, but it's widely known in official circles that a few major crimes are Monk's paw work. Monk has a vast array of fighting styles, including the lesser known Scottish martial art of "Fuh Kyu", deadly after closing time.
He started off as a small time conman, selling digital phones off the back of a pick up truck in the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn. His known associate at that time, Joey Numbers, is still thought to be active in that area. Through Joey, he hooked up with professional wrestler Taz (aka Tazz) who it is believed coached him in several more forms of unarmed combat.
Using the combat skills alongside his business acumen, he built up a formiddable regime. His scam consisted of building a small, local company into a internationally recognised brand name, and then vanishing, leaving a trail of creditors. This racket is now known as "Pulling a Heyman". He made quite a few enemies along the way, most of whom ended up as fish food mysteriously.
At some point, he bought into "The Monkey House" with (his now associate) Marcelus D'Monkey. They cleaned that scam out between them, and it is now believed that Monk is Marcelus' right-paw monkey, and personal enforcer, despite often publicly disagreeing with Marcelus' statements. He is a dangerous individual, and not to be trusted under any circumstances

Contact heyman@monkeyholic.co.uk

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Name	Monk E. Heyman
Born	Unknown
Origin	New York City
Description	Look at him - it's a monkey. Is it that hard ?
Strengths	Very angry. All the time. Angry monkeys make good killing machines - FACT. Appears to be a beanie monkey to many, thereby lulling them into a false sense of security.
Weaknesses	Only appears to have one eyebrow - therefore susceptable to Oasis music.
Quote	"Oook!" and "One Banana Away!"
Weapon of Choice	None - prefers unarmed combat, usually paws and headbutts.
Interests	Fan of professional wrestling; Has a vast collection of baseball caps; Subscribes to "Which Banana?" magazine.
Bio	Monk has a checkered past and a long history of criminal activity. Nothing has ever been officially pinned on him, but it's widely known in official circles that a few major crimes are Monk's paw work. Monk has a vast array of fighting styles, including the lesser known Scottish martial art of "Fuh Kyu", deadly after closing time. He started off as a small time conman, selling digital phones off the back of a pick up truck in the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn. His known associate at that time, Joey Numbers, is still thought to be active in that area. Through Joey, he hooked up with professional wrestler Taz (aka Tazz) who it is believed coached him in several more forms of unarmed combat. Using the combat skills alongside his business acumen, he built up a formiddable regime. His scam consisted of building a small, local company into a internationally recognised brand name, and then vanishing, leaving a trail of creditors. This racket is now known as "Pulling a Heyman". He made quite a few enemies along the way, most of whom ended up as fish food mysteriously. At some point, he bought into "The Monkey House" with (his now associate) Marcelus D'Monkey. They cleaned that scam out between them, and it is now believed that Monk is Marcelus' right-paw monkey, and personal enforcer, despite often publicly disagreeing with Marcelus' statements. He is a dangerous individual, and not to be trusted under any circumstances
Contact	heyman@monkeyholic.co.uk