P-Monkey

P-Monkey (actual size)

Name Aloysius Charles Monkerson III (aka P-Monkey)

Born Early 1980's - unspecified

Origin The Mean Streets Of Greenwich

Description Black with white facial markings.

Strengths 'Down' with the 'kids' on the 'street' ; can rhyme at 30 words per minute; handy with a 9mm.

Weaknesses Susceptible to drive-by shootings and Phil Collins records; the excess amount of gold he wears can weigh him down.

Quote "Yeeeea, boyeeeeeee"

Weapon of Choice 9mm hand gun.

Interests Rap music; Known to read "Which Uzi?" magazine.

Bio Puff was born Aloysius Charles Monkerson III, and lived the high life until the mid to late 1980's when he heard a Vanilla Ice record that changed his life forever.
He bought into the whole rap lifestyle, and changed his name to P-Monkey. He used the family fortune (he is the heir to the world famous Monkerson Peanut empire) to fund Jungle Gym records and cut his first record, the (self-proclaimed) autobiographical "My Childhood In Hell". The record, for the most part, bombed - but did gain one important fan - Monk E Heyman.
Heyman an organised a private gig by P-Monkey, but on his way into Heyman's club, a rival gang attempted to assassinate Heyman. P-Monkey mistook it as an attempt on his life. He headed underground and plotted to take revenge on who he presumed was behind it - rival East Coast rapper Ice Banana.
The next week, Ice was dead - P-Monkey had killed him in a drive-by shooting in a hail of lead, somewhat shocking the other passengers on the bus. P-Monkey begged Heyman to set him up with a new life, which he did. P-Monkey has been on the run ever since, and is still on the FBI most wanted list : He's currently placed at number 7.

Contact Pmonkey@monkeyholic.co.uk

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Name	Aloysius Charles Monkerson III (aka P-Monkey)
Born	Early 1980's - unspecified
Origin	The Mean Streets Of Greenwich
Description	Black with white facial markings.
Strengths	'Down' with the 'kids' on the 'street' ; can rhyme at 30 words per minute; handy with a 9mm.
Weaknesses	Susceptible to drive-by shootings and Phil Collins records; the excess amount of gold he wears can weigh him down.
Quote	"Yeeeea, boyeeeeeee"
Weapon of Choice	9mm hand gun.
Interests	Rap music; Known to read "Which Uzi?" magazine.
Bio	Puff was born Aloysius Charles Monkerson III, and lived the high life until the mid to late 1980's when he heard a Vanilla Ice record that changed his life forever. He bought into the whole rap lifestyle, and changed his name to P-Monkey. He used the family fortune (he is the heir to the world famous Monkerson Peanut empire) to fund Jungle Gym records and cut his first record, the (self-proclaimed) autobiographical "My Childhood In Hell". The record, for the most part, bombed - but did gain one important fan - Monk E Heyman. Heyman an organised a private gig by P-Monkey, but on his way into Heyman's club, a rival gang attempted to assassinate Heyman. P-Monkey mistook it as an attempt on his life. He headed underground and plotted to take revenge on who he presumed was behind it - rival East Coast rapper Ice Banana. The next week, Ice was dead - P-Monkey had killed him in a drive-by shooting in a hail of lead, somewhat shocking the other passengers on the bus. P-Monkey begged Heyman to set him up with a new life, which he did. P-Monkey has been on the run ever since, and is still on the FBI most wanted list : He's currently placed at number 7.
Contact	Pmonkey@monkeyholic.co.uk