TAKA Monkinoku
Name
TAKA Monkinoku
Born
Not Disclosed
Origin
Osaka, Japan
Description
Monkey. Deceptively cheeky looking, yet twice the height and weight of normal monkeys.
Strengths
Size and strength, deceptive cheeky look.
Weaknesses
Lack of English, no stamina, dribbles a bit, unsure of his place in the world.
Quote
His only word of English - "Banana"
Weapon of Choice
The Choke Slam.
Interests
Banana's - lots of them, climbing frames.
Bio
TAKA is a dangerous, yet misunderstood individual. He sides with evil, yet is a fun loving monkey. He loves nothing more than laughing at his own jokes - he doesn't speak English well, but is quite the joker in Japanese, allegedly.

Stood out in Monkey school due to his size. His size led him to be hooked up with Marcelus and Heyman in their crime empire. It's said he doesn't like crime, but he finally found something he's good at and is willing to stick at it.

Was captured in 1994 and sent to Monkey Island penitentiary. He managed to escape from Monkey Island, no one knows how... TAKA to this day keeps the secret of Monkey Island to himself. Upon his escape, he vanished from the scene for 4 years. It's still not known where or what he was doing, but rumours place him at the scene of several unsolved crimes.

TAKA is known to enjoy simple pleasures in life - bananas and climbing frames being his main vices these days. He did check into the Betty Ford clinic in 1993 to rehab his addiction to Fyffe's, a fight he succesfully won. TAKA is still on the outside, on the run from the law. He has settled down to a quiet life in a backwater Scottish village, watching the trains go by and counting the sheep. A return to his former life is just an Irn Bru shortage away, however...

Contact
TAKA@monkeyholic.co.uk


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