- The Race to 10,000: TheFonz Spams First
- The Rooq N’ Rock N’ Sock Connection
- Poll Results
- The Race for Member of the Month
- Some Weird spiritual stuff
- Top Ten Quotes of the Week
- Rehash Story Theater
Mtank: Good evening, I’m MTNN news anchorman Mtank. In our top news today, the race for 10,000 is officially over. TheFonz has surpassed both front runners Hef and RVDSucka and spammed his way to 10,000 posts following in the drunken footsteps of moderator, EdgeRulez. The occurrence happened yesterday, January 31st, at 12:34 PM EST/Some weird GMT time. Reactions were mixed at the celebration thread with accusations of spamming being thrown out at the Fonz. We go now to temporary MTNN correspondent, The Phenom. Good evening Mr. Phenom.
Phenom: Good evening. Today is the dawn of the 2nd 10,000th post and the reactions here have been varied, but mostly accusations of spam and childish insults were dominant. The candidates quarreled and many spectators threw in their two cents.
Mtank: So what do you make of this situation?
Phenom: I actually have some data for our viewers to ponder. If you look back at the report Crippin filed in Smash News v1.5, you’ll see this chart with the amount of posts that each of the candidates for 10,000 posts had left to achieve. Mind you, this was three weeks ago:
The Race for 10,000-02 in 2004
RVDSucka - 194 Posts to Go
Hef - 584 Posts to Go
The Fonz - 650 Posts to Go
Big Dave - 1,008 Posts to Go
Jmac - 1,099 Posts to Go
Mr. Torrie Wilson - 1,462 Posts to Go
Inno - 1,791 Posts to Go
Raw is Jericho - 1,936 Posts to Go
And here is the chart of posts today.
The Race for 10,000-03 in 2004 (2/01/04)
The Fonz – 62 Posts Over 10,000
RVDSucka – 49 Posts to Go
Big Dave - 327 Posts to Go
Hef - 584 Posts to Go
Jmac - 1,079 Posts to Go
Mr. Torrie Wilson - 1,266 Posts to Go
Inno - 1,359 Posts to Go
Raw is Jericho - 1,692 Posts to Go
Mtank325 – 2,027 Posts to Go
Mtank: That is actually rather fascinating.
Phenom: As is this ham sandwich I am about to devour.
Mtank: Yes, well thank you for that report Phenom.
We here at MTNN would like to congratulate theFonz on this achievement and wish the candidates for 10,000-03 the best of luck.
Mtank: Moving on in news, earlier this week Smash Moderator and the “Nicest Member of Smash” was brutally attacked verbally by the Rock n’ Sock, a local boob. We go to temporary MTNN correspondent Ultimo LJ for the scoop. LJ?
Ultimo LJ: Mtank, the situation here is dire. Pigs are squealing, cows are indeed mooing, and I have lost my pail and shovel.
Mtank: Wait, LJ, where are you?
Ultimo LJ: Canada, Mtank. Canada.
Mtank: … Why?
Ultimo LJ: To give my report.
Mtank: Yes I know, but why’d you go to Canada?
Ultimo LJ: … I don’t know, why?
Mtank: … Never mind, just tell us what you know about Rooq and Rock N’ Sock.
Ultimo LJ: It all started one dark and stormy night at Smash.
Smash of course, at night is a peaceful place where only the “Passing Bitches” are seen creeping the grounds. It was on that night that the evil slipped pass the Holy Gates and infiltrated Smash. No one was the wiser with his presence until he appeared in the WWE Zone. He was an evil, menacing boy with evil googly powers. He came spouting unintelligent things and yes, he committed Cardinal Sin #1, he left the CAPs-Lock button on.
He continued his irrationality for a whopping 7 posts until the hob nob wrapper hit the ground and the holy monk Rooq sent an incarnation that put down his sorry ass! After Rooq brought his own sorry ass back up, he stopped the evil boy’s spoutings.
The evil boy did not take this lightly and moved to the Asylum where he did some sort’ve dumb challenge that no one really cared about and Rooq said something holy and intelligent and the thread diminished into cat calls. Meeeeow.
And that ends the story of Rock N’ Sock.
Mtank: Okay… Weird. Thanks… I think.
Ultimo LJ: Hey no problem, anytime.
Mtank: Moving on, we check up on our poll.
Last week we asked you about Darkarius and if you wanted him to be the first man on Pluto.
Nine of you voted (50%) that you would rather see him go to Uranus.. Jease…
Four of you voted (22%) that you indeed wanted Darkarius to go to Pluto
Three of you voted (16%) that Groovico’s absence is due to the fact that he is on Pluto
Two of you voted (11%) that Darkarius could go if he brought you some sweet sweet Pluto pie
And nobody voted they wanted to go to Pluto or didn’t know what Pluto was.
Mtank: This week of course is the anticipated “Member of the Month” whereas one member who has shown dedication and strong posts in the last month will be honored. This month we have five members looking to take honors home to momma. They are:
Inno:- The month of January was a horrifying month with the blood-sucking leeches known as the “Children of the Banned” manifesting from the many corn fields to feast on the sweet sweet brains of Smash members for their wrestling knowledge and trivia! Mwahahaha! Okay bad pun, but many a moron showed up at Smash this month and were subsequently banned. This is where Inno came in. Newbies and people with duo screen names could tell you that registration isn’t easy these days as the Inno-vative (Ha! Get it?) feature of “Automatic Registration” was put into place whereas members now have to first be verified that they are ‘clean’ (No repeat IPs). Inno’s dedication was noted this month earning him a nomination for JMOM.
Tommyllama:- Lllama has it short and sweet. Psychic Jeopardy. Read it, it’s DAMN good. He always keeps up with the game and never makes it simplistic/short. He has gone through two successful games and working on the third. This innovation and greatness of the game alone gets Llama a nomination.
Arnold Furious:- Arnold Furious managed to snag a nomination quite simply. Go to the ‘Smash Feedback’ zone and look at the stickified behemoth at the top. This is “Guru Opinion Questions” post and if you look in Arnold Furious answers EVERY question that a Smash member presents to him. He has yet to miss a single one and does not just give simple, short answers. Truly a sign of dedication to Smash.
TheFonz:- Sure he’s not the nicest guy, and he does goad people into pointless arguments, but he did reach 10,000 posts and that is quite the achievement. He had to at least hit the “New Topic/Reply Button” 10,000 times in the past two years. That’s dedication.
Sophie: She stood defiant to the 2nd highest poster and managed to successfully embarrass him. Many have tried insultations before, but it was Sophie’s simple burns that finally made a lasting impact. (Voted in by the members of the Private Lounge)
So make your vote in the poll today! Remember your vote is worth every… actually it’s not worth anything… erm… Vote today!
(Start either “Dearest” by Ayumi Hamaski)
When you finally realize how beautiful something is, it disappears from your life and you never had the chance to fully cherish it. You would give your own life up to see that it would return, that’s how beautiful it once was. But it’s always too late for beauty and it’s gone forever. It was only after you peered into those eyes of emerald and sapphire did you realize what you were placed onto this earth for. It’s only then do you realize how far you’ve in life and what you have done. It’s only then do you realize how far you can go or far you could go. It’s only then do you love it far more then you ever have.
(Fevered Whisper: Dwelling on injuries only makes them worse…)
Think of someone you have in your life that is the beauty that no one else would understand and cherish that beauty. Realize what life would be without that beauty and understand that feeling of emotion that comes with beauty. Remember it and cherish it. Cherish it, forever.
(Start Red Hot Chili Pepper’s “Otherside”)
Top Seven Quotes of the Week
7. ” AHA!
So me not caring about me being Kool, makes me kool, right?
- Ultimo LJ
7a. No. – Inno
6. ”Mtank- you first outside now Sir- regardless of the fact u r the soundest smasher around...”
- dr.Road Woyah
5. ” I'd hit it....but with a great big stick.
I would say the ugly stick, but looks like someone already beat me to that!
- IamStevie
4. ” YOU WANNA KEEP EDITING MY POSTS COZ U AIN'T MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT I HAVE MORE KNOWLEDGE IN MY LITTLE FINGER THAN ANY OF YOU MORONS! HOW DID A PLANK LIKE YOU BECOME A MODERATOR?
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WRESTLING TRIVIA FACE OFF! LOSER LEAVES TOWN!
YOU GAME, BOY??”
- Rock N’ Sock
3a. ”Oh, I'm going to miss him!” – Big Dave
3b. ”he was like a mentor to me...” – TheFonz
3c. ” And I never got the chance to tell him what I think of Mick Foley” – Shane McMahon
2. ”My colleauge Clare called me earlier to ask how my weekend was and when I told her I had spent about 15 hours watching tv she was strangely unimpressed. Women :? “
- hector_nicols_accordian
1. ” I tried to give up drinking, but it went horribly wrong, and now I drink more than ever. Not good, not good at all.”
- Edge
Congratulations to Edge for the quote of the week!
Mtank: Next week in regards to the “Top Ten Quotes” we will be trying something new. We’ll start a bit of participation in this and allow a Smash member to choose the “Top Ten Quotes” of the week. If no one is interested I’ll just continue with my choices… If your interested contact us here at the MTNN studios.
Mtank: And to finish this edition up, since I’m running short since I’m missing three quotes and have been rather tired tonight I’m rehashing the End of the World Part I. Notice the age of this thing with the appearance of Sweatsock and ImDeadSexy. Good night and don’t forget to vote for the Member of the Month!
Clarkey (narrator): The year is 2030 and the world lays in waste by three apocalyptic nuclear wars. Many perished in the nuclear holocaust that was created in the aftermath and only few were left to be seen on the earth. The pockets of survivors who have avoided certain death, have banded together in several small factions to increase the chance of their continued existence. This is their stories as they struggle to rebuild the human society before the extinction of all mankind…
EdgeRulez: Now that the world population has been decimated, it is time for us to do the important things to continue our existence… let’s go sneak in the girls’ lockerooms!
RvdSucka: Yeah!
hector_nicols_accordian : You fools, what are you thinking here?
EdgeRulez: Allthoseinfavorofgoingtocheckoutthegirlslockerroomsaywhat
hector_nicols_accordian : What?
EdgeRulez: That’s right.
Clarkey: Obscure location…
Mtank: I’ve decided to return to your life… unexpectedly!
WWE_Princess: Nooooo!
Clarkey: Drummk, VanWilder, Rooq, and Edge by themselves
Drummk: You know what I miss most about society? Cupcakes.
VanWilder: Yeah, I gotta agree.
Rooq: I miss my virginity.
Edge: You never lost it.
Rooq: Oh right, shibby.
Drummk: Well guys, we better go find some food.
VanWilder: But where? There doesn’t seem to be anything even remotely edible anywhere
Rooq: I have hob nobs. (*munches on a hob nob*)
VanWilder: I repeat, there doesn’t seem to be anything even remotely edible anywhere.
Edge: Let’s check out the local food depository and see if we can find anything.
Drummk: Okay, that’ll keep us busy for awhile.
Clarkey: Doug Flair, Big Dave, Raw is Jericho, and The New Boy by themselves
Doug Flair: Well now, since we’re by ourselves it seems on this planet, we should think rationally about what we should do.
Big Dave: Let’s get guns!
Doug Flair: Oh, good idea. We can hunt our food with it.
Big Dave: No! Let’s shoot each other! That’d be great!
Doug Flair: What?!?
Raw is Jericho: Let’s invest in Internet stock!
Doug Flair: That doesn’t make…
The New Boy: Let’s make our own beer from mud and engine fluid!
Doug Flair: Now hold on…
Big Dave: I’ve always wanted a moped! Let’s go steal some mopeds!
Raw is Jericho: And we can pick up some straws on the way home!
The New Boy: Flexy straws?
Raw is Jericho: Damn straight!
(*New Boy and RIJ high five each other*)
Clarkey: At the Mountain of Screaming Pain and Severe Death
Benz21: …. This isn’t Disney World!
Clarkey: IamStevie, Fonz, Banzai, and SeeDub at the beach
Fonz: Okay Banzai-bitch, you’ve pissed me off for the last time
Banzai: Bring it on… um… f*cking-Fonzie! Bwahaha…
Fonz: Take this!
Banzai: Oh, thank you.
Fonz: Your welcome.
SeeDub: This is boring.
Iamstevie: Want to see a picture of my attractive female cousin?
(*Shows SeeDub a worn out picture*)
SeeDub: Um… this isn’t your cousin, that’s a picture of Inno.
Iamstevie: Yeah, I know, my other picture of my attractive female cousin got lost, so now I pretend that this is the one I used to have.
SeeDub: Oh… Okay… um… I’m going to stand over there now…
Clarkey: Hchick, Edgefan, and Deng hang out together
Hchick: I see Rooq’ and something happens, something bad. He starts to fall, but then I wake up.
Edgefan: You miss Rooq’. I can understand. It’s been hard for us all.
Deng: (*staring at Edgefan’s lower areas*)… Oh yes, hard for us all indeed 
Hchick: (*sigh*) All I have to remember him is this hob nob.
Edgefan: It’s okay, it’s okay. Let’s have a hug there, it’ll make you feel better.
Deng:
Edgefan: Go over there Deng, away from us.
Deng: Okay (*sigh*) I’m hungry. Better take find some food… hey! A super powerup bar!
Hchick: You were right, that made me feel a lot better. Hey… where’d the hob nob go?
Deng: Uck, this is horrible. Oh well…
Hchick: NOOOOooooO!!!!!!!!!
Clarkey: ImDeadSexy, Sweatsock, Mezzy, Tommyllama, and the Phenom are journeying up a mountain for some reason
Sweatsock: Phew, this is a large mountain, but don’t worry guys! We’ll make it!
Tommyllama: Here Mezzy, have a drink of my purified bottled water.
ImDeadSexy: Double Standard! Double Standard! You gave him a drink, but not me! This is so unfair! You guys are (Incessant complaints)! L8.
Phenom: Someone just finish me here now! I can’t stand it anymore!
Mezzy: C’mon, Phenom! We’re almost over this mountain! Just a little more!
ImDeadSexy: Oh yeah, that’s a good idea. (*Incessant Sarcastic Complaints*) L8.
Sweatsock: Someone hurl that giant rock at my head! Now!
Tommyllama: No man! Hurl it at me!
Mezzy: No! Me! I’m going insane!
Phenom: Stop the voices! L8! L8! L8! That’s all I hear! It’s so patheticly stupid and it never goes away!
(*A furious struggle with a giant rock*)
Tommyllama: Wait guys! Look! It’s the top!
Mezzy: Yahoo!©
Sweatsock: Finally…! It’s so… hey wait… whose that?
EdgeRulez: Here comes some hot chicks!
RVDSucka: Yes!!!!
hector_nicols_accordian: The last three humans on earth and I’m stick with these two…
EdgeRulez: Quickly! Behind our invisible shield!
(*EdgeRulez and RVDSucka hide themselves in plastic wrap*)
hector_nicols_accordian: Hey wow. I didn’t know anyone else survived
Sweatsock: Hey Hector! Good to see you. Er… what’s their problem?
hector_nicols_accordian: Don’t ask.
Tommyllama: Well it’s good to see more of us still alive.
RVDSucka: No chicks!
Mezzy: He brings up a good point. How will we continue to breed and continue our species?
Phenom: We could always see if pregnancy works with two males.
(*Looks of horror, stupidity, and uncertainty crosses the members faces*)
ImDeadSexy: Well you know what!?! I think this is all stupid and… whoops!
(*IDS falls off a ledge*)
Tommyllama: We’re free!
(*Loud cheer*)
Mezzy: L8 IDS!!! Bwahahaha!
ImDeadSexy: You idiot! I’m still here! L8
Phenom: Damnation!
Sweatsock: Nooooo!
(*Scream of Primal Anger is heard*)
Tommyllama: What was that???
Sweatsock: I don’t know, sounds like something bad though
EdgeRulez: Hold me!
(To Be Continued…)
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